Two mothers with opposing opinions

Situation:  Two mothers waiting for their children in the first day of school after the summer holidays.

Characters: Lara and Claudia.

Lara: Wait... Claudia?

C: Yes it’s me.. Lara, how are you? It's been a lot of time.

L: Yes, think since my last birthday.

C: Yes, I think so.

L: I see you different.

C: (She laughs). Why?

L: I don't know. Do you make any eshtetic  surgery?

C: Yes. How you notice it? I retouch my nose.

L: Oh my god (suspired). Why you did it? I think it have no sense.

C: For me it has. I was no happy with that nose, I was like a pig.

L: You have very lucky because you have the enough money for the surgery.

C: Yes, that’s true. You don't want to change nothing from your body?

L: No! I have some things that I don't like but I think that's what make me human.

C: Are you saying that I'm not human? (She laughs). Another surprise... Look carefully at me. Don't you notice anything more?

L: No. What?

C: Look at my ass.

L: No...

C: My husband loves the big booties so I decided to increase my ass.

L: Chaymae you are absolutely crazy. And I have the same ass of you only with hard work in the gym. What a waste of money!

C: (She laughs). I missed you and your opinions.

L: I also missed you. Look at our childs coming. See you soon, take care and don’t make more esthetic surgeries. Muah!

C: See you soon baby and keep going to the gym. Muah!